When I realize it's the 4th, and that it's only fair because I rocked my body on Canaday...
July 2012
58 posts
"So what's your favorite gif ever?" Let me show you.
"Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob."
This is what I want right now.
So I just finished watching The Help, and now I'm like
When I couldn't sleep tonight, it was like
*spends hour and a half writing out all of the feels in a letter*
*deletes it*
*still can’t sleep*
The day for rocking your body is upon us. Happy Canaday!
Rejoice, for the gods of maple syrup, poutine, and hockey have bestowed their favour upon you!
art is hard
I got to meet my brother's new kitten today. I was cool on the outside, but on the inside I was like
June 2012
57 posts
So I just heard that "Call Me Maybe" song, and I'm like
So, I saw this picture in my newsfeed on Facebook just now...
And honestly? I was like
When someone in the house makes steamed cauliflower, I'm like
Had a dirty dream about my boyfriend, and when I woke up it was like
I'm getting ready for a job interview, and I look at myself in the mirror and say
I tried to eat an egg, and now I'm like
I noticed that Sour Patch Kids Berries has two non-berry flavors, and I'm like
… But then I taste the cherry ones and it’s like
When I can tell someone is bullshitting me, it's like
What my workouts look like
