July 2012
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kabukins:
art is hard
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I got to meet my brother's new kitten today. I was...
June 2012
57 posts
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So I just heard that "Call Me Maybe" song, and I'm...
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So, I saw this picture in my newsfeed on Facebook...
And honestly? I was like
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When someone in the house makes steamed...
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Had a dirty dream about my boyfriend, and when I...
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I'm getting ready for a job interview, and I look...
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I tried to eat an egg, and now I'm like
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I noticed that Sour Patch Kids Berries has two...
… But then I taste the cherry ones and it’s like
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When I can tell someone is bullshitting me, it's...
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What my workouts look like
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When I know I have too many t-shirts, then I see a...
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When people fight on Facebook
I’m like
But, I secretly wanna be like
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Last night I made brownies and mini lemon pies,...
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When I can feel myself about to ask a question I...
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When I should exercise, but I'm exhausted, so I...
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Just got off the phone with a man who loves me and...
But seriously, he is my sun and stars. Before he came along, I genuinely had no idea anything could be this beautiful and amazing.
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Going out with people who make me feel better, so...
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Oh, hormones!
Can I make an ignorant comment like “Feh…call me when you have nuts and sit on them…” now?
Sure, go ahead.
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"Say, what's wrong tonight, Jenny?" Well, if you...
“Oh, really? Why?”
“That time of the month, then. What, does it hurt or something?”
“Oh. Well, good luck with that!”
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Oh, well in that case
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When I know I have to clean out my closet, and...
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This is Cleopatra. All other bitches are advised...
The Wretched of the Earth: Yes, you would think... →
wretchedoftheearth:
Saying that the guys who women are interested in are simply jerks and that you are a nice guy is a good way to feel good about yourself while simultaneously putting down the woman you’re pining for.
It’s a way of saying “she has bad taste” but - going further than that - it is a way to…
THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS.
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Y'all know what time it is? Time to be like
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Haven't been able to sleep more than a couple of...
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I was thinking about the way we tend to keep chat transcripts, and make status updates, and it reminds me of Ancient Egypt. They recorded the everyday shit they’d say to each other. Complaints about work, gossip, etc. Shit that wouldn’t have been the least bit important at the time, but is part of history now. Basically, in thousands of years, my tumblr’s gonna be fucking...
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Woke up this morning feeling like
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There's a battle ahead of me, and support is...
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I just realized there was candy in my backpack,...
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Some kid who looked like Theon Greyjoy went past...
He was on a skateboard too, so I kinda wanted to clothesline him.
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My "sexy dance"
How I want it to look:
How it actually looks:
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Does misuse of "nauseous" make you nauseated?
This morning, I woke up thinking about a common grammatical error: nauseous vs. nauseated. I’m generally mindful of it, but know for a fact that I’ve slipped a few times. Nauseous means the thing/person induces nausea. Example: “That raw milk was nauseous.” Nauseated means that you are experiencing nausea. Example: “I’m nauseated from drinking that raw...
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I didn't hydrate between drinks last night, and...
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So I decided to go out tonight, and now I'm like
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I feel bummed about my uneventful Saturday, then I...
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I'm home alone on a Friday night, I'm all bored,...
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When I found a shirt at the mall that looked cute...
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Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. It’s the way it is. The way you deal...
– Virginia Satir
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When I go to take off my makeup, and I realize I'm...
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I read about how mules are back in style, and I'm...
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When my friend Jake and I are chatting, it's like
Jake: Is cheap wine a thing over there?
Me: If it weren't, I'd have shot myself in the face YEARS ago.