July 2012
58 posts
kabukins: art is hard
Jul 1st
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I got to meet my brother's new kitten today. I was...
Jul 1st
June 2012
57 posts
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So I just heard that "Call Me Maybe" song, and I'm...
Jun 29th
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So, I saw this picture in my newsfeed on Facebook...
And honestly? I was like
Jun 29th
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When someone in the house makes steamed...
Jun 27th
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Had a dirty dream about my boyfriend, and when I...
Jun 27th
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I'm getting ready for a job interview, and I look...
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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I tried to eat an egg, and now I'm like
Jun 25th
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I noticed that Sour Patch Kids Berries has two...
… But then I taste the cherry ones and it’s like
Jun 25th
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When I can tell someone is bullshitting me, it's...
Jun 25th
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What my workouts look like
Jun 24th
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ListenI want you between me and the feeling I get when I...
Jun 24th
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When I know I have too many t-shirts, then I see a...
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
17 notes
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When people fight on Facebook
I’m like But, I secretly wanna be like
Jun 22nd
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Last night I made brownies and mini lemon pies,...
Jun 22nd
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When I can feel myself about to ask a question I...
Jun 21st
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When I should exercise, but I'm exhausted, so I...
Jun 20th
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Just got off the phone with a man who loves me and...
But seriously, he is my sun and stars. Before he came along, I genuinely had no idea anything could be this beautiful and amazing.
Jun 20th
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Going out with people who make me feel better, so...
Jun 19th
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Oh, hormones!
Can I make an ignorant comment like “Feh…call me when you have nuts and sit on them…” now? Sure, go ahead.
Jun 19th
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"Say, what's wrong tonight, Jenny?" Well, if you...
“Oh, really? Why?” “That time of the month, then. What, does it hurt or something?” “Oh. Well, good luck with that!”
Jun 19th
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Oh, well in that case
Jun 19th
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When I know I have to clean out my closet, and...
Jun 18th
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This is Cleopatra. All other bitches are advised...
Jun 17th
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The Wretched of the Earth: Yes, you would think... →
wretchedoftheearth: Saying that the guys who women are interested in are simply jerks and that you are a nice guy is a good way to feel good about yourself while simultaneously putting down the woman you’re pining for. It’s a way of saying “she has bad taste” but - going further than that - it is a way to… THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS.
Jun 17th
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Y'all know what time it is? Time to be like
Jun 17th
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Haven't been able to sleep more than a couple of...
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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I was thinking about the way we tend to keep chat transcripts, and make status updates, and it reminds me of Ancient Egypt. They recorded the everyday shit they’d say to each other. Complaints about work, gossip, etc. Shit that wouldn’t have been the least bit important at the time, but is part of history now. Basically, in thousands of years, my tumblr’s gonna be fucking...
Jun 15th
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Woke up this morning feeling like
Jun 15th
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There's a battle ahead of me, and support is...
Jun 14th
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I just realized there was candy in my backpack,...
Jun 14th
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Some kid who looked like Theon Greyjoy went past...
He was on a skateboard too, so I kinda wanted to clothesline him.
Jun 13th
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My "sexy dance"
How I want it to look: How it actually looks:
Jun 12th
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Does misuse of "nauseous" make you nauseated?
This morning, I woke up thinking about a common grammatical error: nauseous vs. nauseated. I’m generally mindful of it, but know for a fact that I’ve slipped a few times. Nauseous means the thing/person induces nausea. Example: “That raw milk was nauseous.” Nauseated means that you are experiencing nausea. Example: “I’m nauseated from drinking that raw...
Jun 11th
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I didn't hydrate between drinks last night, and...
Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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So I decided to go out tonight, and now I'm like
Jun 10th
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I feel bummed about my uneventful Saturday, then I...
Jun 10th
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I'm home alone on a Friday night, I'm all bored,...
Jun 9th
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When I found a shirt at the mall that looked cute...
Jun 9th
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“Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. It’s the way it is. The way you deal...”
– Virginia Satir
Jun 8th
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When I go to take off my makeup, and I realize I'm...
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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I read about how mules are back in style, and I'm...
Jun 7th
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When my friend Jake and I are chatting, it's like
Jake: Is cheap wine a thing over there?
Me: If it weren't, I'd have shot myself in the face YEARS ago.
Jun 7th