lordvoldergasm:

Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe

Don’t waste your time on revenge. Those that hurt you will eventually face their own Karma. Like, uglier new girlfriend for example.
Randomly found on twitter (via terrifyingcat)

pleatedjeans:

types of coffee

Britainico made me weak, haha.

lostinseclusion:

Katharine Hepburn playing the understanding sophisticated darling mother in “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner,1967 (Dir. Stanley Kramer)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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terrifyingcat:

so rude..

terrifyingcat:

so rude..